this morning, i tried to prank my friend by putting a pen under him as he sat down. instead of getting up after he noticed there was something sharp there, he slipped and the pen ripped through his trousers and went clean up his butt. i tried pulling it out for him but i can't quite grip it as it's so far in. i told him to try and push it out, but the poop just eased its way around the pen and now we dont want to try anymore because we dont want to risk anymore mess on my carpet. we're not going to the doctors because it's much too embarassing and plus im not putting him in my car because he cant sit down because it hurts and im not making a mess in my car aswell as in the house thanks in advance :)
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