Ken and his wife have separate bedrooms because of his loud snoring. One night when he's feeling amorous, Ken calls out to his wife, "Oh my little boopey-boo, I miss you."
So his wife gets up and goes to his room, but as she's walking in, she trips on the carpet and falls flat on her face.
"Oh," he says sweetly, "Did my little honey-woney hurt her icle nosey-wosey?"
The woman picks herself up, gets in her husband's bed and they make passionate love for most of the night.
Afterwards, as she's going back to her own room, she once again trips on the carpet and falls flat on her face.
Ken raises his head from the pillow, looks at his wife lying on the floor and says...."Clumsy bi*ch!"
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