There once was an elderly lady who was very poor. She worked for minimum wage at a grocery store and could barley pay the rent for her small apartment. One day, a knock came at her door. When she answered it, a well-dressed young man smiled at her and said "Hello. My name is Steve. I was wondering if you ever have problems getting all of the dirt off your carpet. If so, I would like to advertise the turbo 2007 vacuum cleaner. It gets all the dirt off your carpet in a second!" The elderly lady was about to slam the door in his face when he slid his foot in the door and propped it open for him. He stepped inside and dragged behind him a bucked of horse manure and a vacuum cleaner. He dumped the entire bucket on her carefully cleaned carpet and smiled. "If this vacuum cleaner doesn't get all the manure off your carpet, ma'am, I'll eat it myself!" The old lady smiled impishly and said "Well young man, I hope you have quite an appetite because the electricity company just cut my power this morning!"
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