I have actually asked this before but it was a while ago and we have some new faces so I thought, why not ask again?
I imagine the dog section to be a very large well-lit building in the middle of a big forest. The building has three floors. The first floor is the dog?s floor where all our hounds live. There are plenty of crates, kennels, doggy beds, blankets and everlasting supply of toys. We have a live-in vet who can sort out any medical problem. Every brand of dog food is available and for whoever feeds raw, fresh quality meat/bones/etc are delivered daily. There is easy access to the forest outside where all the dogs can run around as well as kennels for whatever dogs sleep outside. There is also an agility course outside to for whoever wants to participate. The forest is full of rabbits and other wild animals for the hunting dogs to chase and catch. On the edge of the forest, there is a big lake so the dogs can go swimming. We also have a little memorial area for our beloved dogs that have passed on.
The second floor of our house has some comfy lounge chairs and beanbags and a well-stocked bar, with coffee/tea/soft drinks on tap for the non-drinkers or the under aged. There is a big widescreen HD TV with channels from all our different countries and a huge stock of dog-related films. We have a good selection of laptops and computers for whoever wants to go back to the cyber dog section. We also have a chef who can whip up any meal that takes our fancy in a flash whether it be a fancy five course meal or just a snack. We have a big meeting room for the serious discussions. Team Dutch, Team Greek and Team Curtis hold alternating lectures and tutorials on dog behaviour a few times a week and all non-idiots are welcome to attend. There is also a library which is always kept well-stocked with every single published dog-related book out there for us to peruse at our leisure.
The third floor is our sleeping quarters. Everybody has their own bedroom and en-suite bathroom. We have a big jacuzzi that fits 10 people. The floors are soft and carpeted and the walls painted with soft hues. We can bring our dogs up here but they must behave themselves. Each bedroom has enough comfy dog beds for however many dogs that person owns.
Armed with machetes, in pairs and on a rota basis, we take it in turns to guard our front door from back yard breeders, idiots, trolls or pomchis.
I can dream...
LG: What colour is your dog?s lead/leash?
Awwww come on, am I going to be the only person that actually saying anything? lol
PMSL yes I think the wrestling ring is a good idea. Mud wrestling? Or what about boxing? *makes mental note*
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